Life recap in 103 sentences and fragments
Was unemployed. Got a little fat. Lost some. Drank. Was single. No dating. Hung out with friends. 4th of July pool drunk. 23 hour birthday party drunk. Midnight Show. I like LA. Dated a saxophone player. Too awkward. Why is there no kissing? Decided that dating is the worst. Never went to the beach. Drank a lot of Moscato wine. I’m a girl. Made more friends in LA. Was weird to other people. Fixed things. Most things. I like friends. Midnight Show again. Reconnected with an ex. Ex moved to Scotland. Scotland is the worst. No, he’s the worst. No he’s not. I am. Stop. Got over it. Thought about dating. Decided against it. Enrolled in improv 101 at UCB. I was terrible. I got better. Still not great. Drove to LA. Over and over again. Fell in love. Not with a person. With the city. Decided. Moving to LA 09/2011. More driving to LA. Midnight Show. New crush? Scared of spiders. No thanks. DICE GAMES! Halloween party. Halloween party. Welcome, Sinners. Halloween party. Whoa vomit. Midnight show again. New crush? Shh. Too scared to meet him. Got a job. Salted Pig. Opens 12/2010. Plan on eating my way to the top. Drinking a lot. Not a lot. A fun amount. Love friends at home. Love friends in LA. Freaked out about improv show. Went to another party. Learned how to tie a tie. 60’s girl groups. LA girls are tall. Dance. Talk. Smile. A lot. Met crush. Talk. Laugh. Kiss. Fun. Smile. Improv show. Nightmares about bombing. Nightmares about dying. Show day. Isn’t bad. Miss classmates. IO West. WTF? Dislike. Too scared to talk to crush. Probably should quell crush in case it doesn’t work out. Right? Really don’t want to. Sidenote: difference between finding people attractive and crushes. I should clarify in the future. Love LA friends. Love home friends. I am hungry. Now it’s today.
